Hello Chadwick community!
I am so assured to see that on top of our omnipresent academic pressure and existential dread, everyone here is just brimming with problems (as per usual). Instead of turning to friends, family, loved ones or faculty, you’ve resolved to come to me! Nervously, I am here to offer my coveted advice at its fullest capacity, solving your problems monthly with my genius. Bring it on, Chadwick. I’ll advise you all to my limits, or my name isn’t Luna Han.
I miss Hope Kim 🙁 :((((((
I miss my favorite senior, what do I do (her name is Hope, if that helps).
The dead body of my old advice column isn’t even cold yet. The body isn’t even cold!!! Aren’t there rules about this kind of thing?! I know this isn’t really me asking for advice, but here’s my question: How DARE you?
To which my response is: Who? I hope this helped!
What if all of my teachers secretly hate me?
Ah, an age old high school dilemma: “Did Mr. Nordlund look at me strangely because I simply forgot my water bottle, or am I the worst student to ever walk through his classroom doors?” As a deeply anxious person myself, I know that the root cause of insecurity is certainly uncertainty, and the best way to erase fear from your mind is to know for sure how they feel about you. Stop participating in class; avoid interaction; then pour and disperse 42 packs of ultra fine glitter on their office chair; and sign your full name in sharpie on their desk. I’m sure there will be no more doubt in your mind whether or not they secretly despise you!
There’s a guy I think is kinda cute… Without being too specific (it’s a small school, after all…), he likes a very mainstream space-related franchise, a very mainstream superhero franchise, and responding professionally to texts. What are some conversation starters I can use to get to know him better?
There truly is nothing like young love! Your affection is in the stratosphere, and so are your crush’s interests, apparently. Bring him down to earth by shooting pickup lines such as: “I don’t think anyone who doesn’t take physics deserves to enjoy science fiction” or “Your face, amaze, amaze, amaze”. I’m sure he will truly understand the depth of your affection.
Luna, my problem is that I don’t have any right now. What can I do?
Call me.
I like stationery and trinkets, so people give me cute keychains for my birthday. I love them so much and want to display them, but I’m nervous that I’ll lose them after I put them on my backpack or bag. It seems like it happens to everyone…
This is a problem that I too struggle with on a daily basis… So many cute charms and keychains I want to display, to show my personality–but the turbulence of the world is not to be trusted. I’ve personally found that investing in a good lock is absolutely key. This way you’re able to lock yourself in a glass container, ensuring a museum quality display of your keychains while simultaneously maintaining their safety! Now little chiikawa will be with you, forever.
I got 49 problems, but you aren’t one of them. *blows kiss*
Isn’t it supposed to be 99? Here’s my advice: Train better auditory comprehension skills and musical memory by taking AP Spanish and AP Music Theory.
There are ants everywhere in my house there are ants everywhere in my house there are ants everywhere in my house there are ants everywhere in my house there are ants everywhere in my house. THERE. ARE. ANTS. EVERYWHERE. IN. MY. HOUSE.
Whoops. With the spring rainy season in California, I fear that the ant invasion was doomed to happen. Kick up your feet, get comfortable, and resign yourself to your new ant brethren. Prepare sugar water for them to drink and hope they eventually feel socially stigmatized and shamed for invading your abode for so long as guests and leave.
